Time: 4:12pm
Mood: Sick :(
Song of the moment: Bon Jovi - Bad Medicine
So I've been asked why I got a cross tattoo. Initially I was gonna get last name chinese character tattooed on me. I liked this idea because it really truely represented me... it's my family name and it's chinese :D But then one night after having an ice-cap from Timmies, I couldn't sleep and my mind started swimming with the thoughts of getting a tattoo. Then suddenly a cross appeared in my mind.. and I really liked it. The next day, I drew it out and I loved it! I figured (and this will give you a taste of my twisted logic), Cross = Jesus.. I can't hate Jesus, meaning I can't hate the cross, therefore I wouldn't hate it if it was tattooed on me. LOL see.. I'm just downright strange :S
So the day I got my tattoo I drummed up the courage to tell my parents. I figured I would tell them after I get it done b/c well.. they can't do ne thing about it after the fact! I was actually considering just letting them find out on their own (personally, I think they would have never found out). I actually consulted my Aunt Virginia (Rita's mom.. for those who don't know, Rita's my best friend AND my cousin) about this. She found out because she overheard Rita talking on the phone with me about it (after getting mutilated together *haha* Rita and I picked up my aunt to go to Pacific Mall to run errands, and as my aunt got in my car she says to me "so.. I heard u got a tattoo!") Anyway, so my aunt told me to tell my parents as soon as possible. *eeks*
So my mom gets home from work around 5pm. I had this feeling she was gonna completely freak out on me, so I was prepared. So I told my mom straight out I got a tattoo. I was expecting her to go "HAH???" in that chinese motherly "I'm in disbelief" kinda voice, but instead she says to me "Tattoo? You've probably got AIDS now!!". HAHAH that comment made me laugh so hard! hahaha So not what I was expecting my mom to say. hahahah!
*side story*
Jimmy and I went to play snooker w/ Flo and Kin Saturday night. As we were backing out of our parking spot, this fob guy pulled up beside the parking space.. he wanted our spot. So Jimmy finishes backing out, but that stupid retard fob loser didn't give us enough room to drive forward and leave. So Jimmy backs up a bit to give himself more room and the idoit moves forward. So finally Jimmy gets enough room to move, and as we're driving by, I looked right at the idoit driver and mouthed "Are You Stupid?!?". He responded by yelling "WUDDAFUAAAA!!" out the window. At first I was like.. what did he say? what the hell is wuddafuaaa? Then I realized.. the retard was saying "What the fuck" HAHHAH stupid fob!
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You don't hate Jesus so you got the cross? WUDDAFUAAAA? That is thinking out of the box though. I think thats enough ice-caps for you.
Oh my god...your mom reacted EXACTLY the way my mom did when she found out my brother got a tattoo. And when I say "exactly" I mean identical words. Further proof that all Chinese moms have the same brainwaves. Creepy.
sweetiekare, here's the link you asked for: http://www.blogthings.com/howweirdareyouquiz/ ..... have fun, ya...
ha ha!! i'm liking your Mum already... *laughs* I think the guy at the car park was a jerk!
Tee-hee, you're Mom's funny! I miss her ^_^ I remember when my Mom first saw my stuff...she totally FREAKED! In the Phil, tattoos are linked with gangs and prison inmates, so my parents were anything BUT pleased.
You know, come to think of it, my Mom said something similar. She asked "How do you know you don't have AIDS?"
Still wanna see your custom cross!
WUDDAFUAAAA!!! HA-HA-HA-HA *ROFLMAO* Only in Markham! Omg, I wanna say that from now on!
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